50 Worst Music Videos Ever

Old people dancing, over-animated tweens, over-sexed jocks, it ’ s all here. We present the worst music video ever from Susan Boyle to Milli Vanilli and back again. Let ’ s start with Cher…

50 Cher – ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’

Nope, it ’ s not a Rihanna spear. That big-haired dame straddling the cannon is Cher. Although back in 1989, it stirred up fair deoxyadenosine monophosphate a lot controversy, due to Cher ’ s nearly-naked self frolicking around for some overly-hormonal sailors ( who besides seem to enjoy dancing in concert on a boat ). It ’ s a shame none of them seem to care when Cher passes out on the degree at the end, though. possibly they ’ d have preferred… watching Meg Griffin dance .
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49 Paris Hilton – ‘Stars Are Blind’

sol this is what you can do when your dad has buckets of money – give person to film you roll about in a bikini in the sandpaper with a guy in order to distract us from the fact that you ’ ve been auto-tuned ( quite ailing ) to high eden. full on you, Paris Hilton – you successfully created something that sucked more than the song itself ( which, honestly, we thought would be impossible to do ) .

48 Daniel Bedingfield – ‘If You’re Not The One’

first we see a collage of Daniel against a black screen, stringed together by person who apparently good discovered iMovie ( or whatever they had back in 2002 ) for the very first time. then discriminative stimulus bum dance-in-some-clouds-with-an-unbuttoned-shirt-flapping-in-the-wind moment. Oh look, now he looks like some kind of prodigy, scrawling indistinguishable markings on the wall with a good look on his face. But if you were Stateside, you got to see a forlorn love report, as told by a leather jacket-donning Bedingfield .

47 Axel F – ‘Crazy Frog’

At least this one kicks off with a warning that it features “ the most annoy thing in the world ”. If you feel like putting yourself through three minutes of arrant masochistic torture then by all means, watch the video recording of an animated frog-like creature riding an inconspicuous motorbike around a fictional futuristic earth. It will leave you wishing those rockets hit him, putting an end to Crazy Frog once and for all .
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46 Milli Vanilli – ‘Girl You Know It’s True’

No one should ever have to see two guys ( wearing those nasty shoulder-padded blazers ) dance like this. But if you ’ re very hating yourself today, then watch the stalker-advocating promo. sadly, the original appears to have been banned from YouTube, so you ’ rhenium gon na have to do a act of digging if you want to watch it. That, or sit through eight and a half minutes of an extend remix interpretation. ( Warning : don ’ t do it ) .

45 Vanilla Ice – ‘Ice Ice Baby’

Sorry, Vanilla. We know you ’ re trying to look “ street ”, writing your name on walls in spraypaint and dancing round under a bridge or something with your “ gang ” ( some of them look like cater-waiters doing the conga ), but you actually just front like an idiot. But at least you come across as a nice guy at the end, dancing around with a child ( who looks scares shitless ) on your shoulders. in truth, we can ’ thyroxine think why your career always ended…

44 Wham! – ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go Go’

Filmed at what is now Camden ’ s KOKO venue, we see the Wham ! crowd dancing around in “ Go-Go ” and “ Choose Life ” tee-shirts. sadly, the brightly-colored short-shorts are a act much. But wait, it gets better – the black inner light comes out and the band begin to glow. And doesn ’ metric ton George look therefore dreamy, hugging himself against a smoke-filled backdrop, wearing neon scandalmongering fingerless gloves ? We love you George, but this wasn ’ triiodothyronine good .

43 Journey – ‘Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)’

This was the first television the ring always shot a music video for, so we ’ ll excuse them a little moment for this cinematic atrocity. They went a bite camera-angle crazy with it, flickering from one woman ’ mho ass-shot to another, to a world where instruments don ’ t exist and the band just play publicize. But it good gets weird, when the keyboard ’ randomness attached to a rampart and the guitar ’ s missing a while. then it all ends with a daughter asleep in bed. Was it all a dream ? Dear god we hope thus .

42 The Darkness – ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’

Who doesn ’ thyroxine want to see a pink-haired Justin Hawkins ’ pixellated bare bum, or close-ups of those weird faces he makes when he sings ?

41 Steel Panther – ‘Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)’

well, at least the video sort of distracts us from how frightful the lyrics are. Naw, that ’ s a lie. It just makes them even worse. good fortune getting the double of the chap in a leopard-print skintight dress out of your mind. But then again, what would you expect from Steel Panther ?

40 Duck Sauce – ‘Big Bad Wolf’

Don ’ thymine get us wrong, we ’ ra fans of NSFW. And we love a morsel of surrealism in our music vids. But this is just the wrong kind of wrong. Whatever kind of mind conceived this sub-Plastic Little carnival of face crotch outlandishness needs to be locked up a lot of miles away from us thank you very much. By all means make bizarre promos to get our attention if you can ’ triiodothyronine be arsed to make a proper lead, but this is barely all kinds of no .

39 The Ting Tings – ‘Hang It Up’

Two people that are manner honest-to-god enough to know better re-enact their young person in a skate park while a succession of losers fall off their wheels like a particularly boring re-enactment of Dogtown and ZZZ Boys. Hard to believe this is made it passed the censors .

38 All Saints – ‘Chick Fit’

As with most start acts, All Saints signed out with a wail preferably than a knock, as the final drops of anything that might have been special dribbled out of them. This swansong to a largely forgettable track about something we can ’ triiodothyronine remember saw the girls in their JJB finest getting vaguely friendly with some rent-a-crunkers and demolish a bum drum kit somewhere in the candle : united kingdom studio. They had a good inning, and this was them manner, way past their prime .

37 Sisqo – ‘Unleash The Dragon’

Let ’ s just get this vid ’ s crimes down to a top three shall we ? 1 ) inaugural, there ’ s the rampant ego that sees Sisqo set himself up as a ball-shaped hero play to the masses 2 ) then there ’ s the wholly talk through one’s hat marauding dragon that interrupts the track ( not that we were enjoying it anyhow ) for far excessively farseeing. 3 ) The worst, thing, though, is just how underwhelming the actual track is. Get back to singing about panties, boastfully son .

36 Rednex – ‘Cotton Eye Joe’

Of path, 1994 was a manage home for all manner of ill-advised popstrosities, but swedish bell-ends Rednex can probably claim the retrospective crown for that earned run average ’ s nadir. When these guys get to the pearly gates and explain how they lived their lives, and what they achieved, and they sort of shuffle their feet, look down and mutter something about about a big enchantment barn dance tune, we wouldn ’ t want to be there .
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35 Eiffel 65 – ‘Blue (Da Ba Dee)’

For fuck ’ second sake, truly ? As if this piece of sub-Crazy Frog, lazy-ass, cynical, bombastic, brain-numbing slag wasn ’ t enough of a boil on the anus of the music industry, to slap together this kind of icky enliven half-baked sci-fi as a ocular accompaniement is very taking the peeing. It ’ s hard to tell if the hastily-animated stranger thing thumping its oral sex to the drum is into the music or trying to shake its genius loose of its spinal anesthesia chord, because that ’ s what we ’ re doing right now .

34 Route 1 feat. Jenny Frost – ‘Crash Landing’

Hard to believe, but in amongst the illustrious Atomic Kitten career and a scrimp on ITV ’ s Snog, Marry, Avoid, Jenny Frost made one of the most crass video of all time. Part Babestation, separate Little Boots nightmare, and wholly crap, this snip is either the laziest promo feat we ’ ve always seen or a smart sarcasm on those fools that, you know, assign a budget to music videos. No wonder MTV decided to ditch real vids for clips of people stapling their balls to the wall around this time .

33 Dannii Minogue – ‘This Is It’

At first glance a promo video for holidays in district attorney Caribbean mon, as conceived by the lose team on final workweek ’ sulfur Apprentice, Dannii ’ s audiovisual freak descends into a melee of sandpit aerobics, ghastly hunks on swing sets and brassy props. The ridicule in the white dungarees, though ? What a hero .

32 Color Me Badd – ‘I Wanna Sex You Up’

You know what very gets us in the temper ? Watching a proto-Hoxton fathead with a rotter fluff tache get his freak out on in an executive leather chair on a load of TVs looted from a Dalston Tandy ’ south. As seduction goes, this sex-face-filled raclette of bum cliches is about a alluring as a three with Dominque Strauss-Kahn and Dappy. then badd it ’ second full .

31 Survivor – ‘Eye Of The Tiger’

So it starts off very well : some guys in leather jackets are walking down the street in a choreograph “ V ” shape. It ’ s not all that cool ( they ’ rhenium no Rocky Balboa ), but it ’ s bearable. But then they go from playing in some begrimed garage to standing in front of a shimmery golden backdrop. then suddenly, they all get truly sweaty, and it begins to rain. Yea, it doesn ’ t make any sense to us, either…

30 Shayne Ward – ‘No U Hang Up’

“ Artful ” black and white photography, “ smouldering ” eye contact that looks like Mr Ward ’ s been in accident, and lots and lots of cringeworthy seduction. Oh, and a bonny come of pretending to be on the telephone. This is awful, desperate, desperate and clearly shows Shayne has never seen the David Brent rendition of ‘ If You Don ’ triiodothyronine Know Me By now ’ .

29 Supersister – ‘Coffee’

If you ’ re inquisitive who Supersister are, or rather acurately, were, hold on wonder now. Knowing the answer will only ruin your life. OK, they were a ropy female child three, one of whom was called Louise Fudge, who created a thumping assemble of headache toss off about men being like, you know, chocolate. There ’ randomness more random aural sodomy in the first gear ten seconds of this video than most people should have to endure in a life .

28 Miley Cyrus – ‘Can’t Be Tamed’

Miley Cyrus, in a cage, wearing huge fledge wings like a Poundstretcher interpretation of Kanye ’ mho angels, engaging in all manner of popular cliches and boring dance routines. Whatever that make noise two minutes in is, it doesn ’ thymine sound of this earth. Can ’ metric ton be tamed. Should be maimed .

27 Mika – ‘Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)’

We did everything we could to stop this guy. Mauled his singles, albums, and live display, but inactive you bought the records. Or person did. Well, clock time to pay the price. If we wanted to see larger than life characters strutting round creaky markets, we ’ vitamin d sit in front of an Eastenders bus.

26 Britney Spears – ‘Gimme More’

It ’ south Britney, bitch. This was filmed way second when, and it very shows. Goodbye early noughties MTV…

25 LMFAO – ‘Sexy And I Know It ‘

thing is, these guys think they ’ re making a curious spoof television hera. But actually, this is probably what they ’ re truly like – strolling about in glistening leopard-print thongs and bragging about how aphrodisiac they are ( hate to break it to you, LMFAO, you ain ’ thymine aphrodisiac. Soz. Please stop “ wiggling ” ). It looks like the form of Jersey Shore were barfed up on the set of a music video recording, merely to be classed up by a camero from Ron Jeremy .

24 Huey Lewis And The News – ‘Hip To Be Square’

ever wanted to see up Huey ’ s nozzle ? curious if he ’ second got any fillings in his teeth ? not merely is the concept of this video boringly pall, but it besides lets us get more up close and personal with the main man than we ’ five hundred always, ever want to be. Frankly, we ’ five hundred quite watch Patrick Bateman hack away at a dandy with an axe to this song than watch this nonsense .

23 Akon – ‘Lonely’

Strange that a birdcall featuring what appears to be Alvin Chipmunk ( or indeed possibly either of Alvin ’ s brothers ) on vocals should have such a blub-some video. And by ‘ blub some ’ we mean ‘ contains every mid-00s pop video recording platitude in the script ’. Singer emoting to an empty arena ? Check ! Singer emoting sadly in the rain ? check ! ‘ Shock ’ unreconciled ending ? check !

22 Bloodhound Gang – ‘The Bad Touch’

A great mind once asked : ‘ what IS humour ? ’. And amongst the many answers was one : five mature men dressed up in tamper costumes, dry humping the sidewalk and grinding up against the aged ? We ’ ra pretty indisputable the answer was ‘ No sireee. It ’ s not that. decidedly not. ’ Tipped into the musical drain that was nu-metal, in ‘ The Bad Touch ’ video The Gang came across like men on a mission. A mission to be angstrom unfunny as potential. We ’ rhenium glad they succeeded .

21 CJ Fam – ‘Ordinary Pop Star’

Oh the agony of fame ! Damn that sign of the zodiac, damn those millions in the savings bank and most of all, bloody you, fickle fans. Because CJ Fam is ill. Sick of the ailing finger of fame pointing at her and making her be, um, celebrated. What ’ s that ? Oh, you ’ ve never even heard of CJ Fam ? Oh quieten up. surely you must be joking ? OK, we ’ ll fesse up, neither have we. ARK Music Factory offspring CJ ’ sulfur harangue againt the ceaseless flicker of the nipple flash is made flush more farcical by the fact no one ’ s actually heard of her .

20 Joss Stone – ‘Baby Baby Baby’

Oh Joss, did ditching the shackles of your record pronounce mean that you ’ five hundred be hot-footing it to make enormously mis-judged steps like this ? Of course the pronounce didn ’ triiodothyronine want to release it ! It looked like it was made by the same company who makes the adverts for those 1-2-1 ‘ chatlines ’, just skip ahead to the ‘ electrodes ’ moment. Before you ask : it ’ mho better than that Brits appearance but not adenine bad as Superheavy .

19 Another Level – ‘Freak Me’

Five reasons never to go clubbing in township : 1 ) this television. 2 ) this video recording. 3 ) this television. 4 ) this video. 5 ) this video. Yes, the obscure degree of menace as the boyband head to “ district attorney cabaret ” just can ’ thyroxine be manufactured. Our advice ? Just don ’ deoxythymidine monophosphate attend directly into Dane Bowers ’ eyes and you ’ ll be okay .

18 Alice Cooper – ‘Clones (We’re All)’

This is a classical case of ‘ When an older artist attempts to update their persona and it all goes dreadfully wrong in the process. ’ here Alice attempts to go ‘ new wave ’ which approximately translates as : wrapping oneself in foil, covering oneself with some erstwhile wires from a car stereo and generally pretending to be Gary Numan ’ s ‘ balmy ’ uncle .

17 Beach Boys – ‘Kokomo’

The Beach Boys bandwagon continued rolling in the 80s ( if only in desperate, ex post facto situations ). ‘ Kokomo ’ was indicative of where they were as a ‘ mark ’. It was as if Mike Love had taken the “ Beach Boys ” identify straight out of Brian Wilson ’ s hands and we were forced to watch footage of Tom Cruise mixing up Bloody Marys. Thanks guys .

16 U2 – ‘Numb’

‘ Zooropa ’ s opening shoot was accompanied by this strange, slightly queasy-making promo. What could have gone so incorrectly ? We can entirely surmise that The Edge was being lento tortured after he confessed to stealing Bono ’ s special shoes and wearing them like ear-rings whilst singing ‘ New Year ’ s Day ’ in a eminent pitched, girly voice ?

15 Jenna Rose feat. Baby Triggy – ‘My Jeans’

Hungry for a slice of pre-teen, suburbian angst ? Enter Jenna Rose ( and person worryingly called ‘ Baby Triggy ’ ). Well versed in the Rebecca Black educate of literalism, Rose is younger with even less legal ability to drive a car and a helluva set more autotune .

14 Nickelback – ‘Rockstar’

The message we got from this video recording was that the face of Chad Kroeger was deemed then unpalatable for public consumption that they got assorted employment experience students to lip synchronize along to the lyrics alternatively. In fact, the likes of KISS ’ Gene Simmons, actress Eliza Dushku, Kid Rock and Nelly Furtado all joined in on “ the fun ” .

13 JLS – ‘Take A Chance On Me’

intelligibly not having learnt anything from the many “ pop groups do Christmas videos ” ( oh yes, The Spice Girls ‘ 2 Become 1 ’ and East 17 ’ randomness ‘ Stay Another Day ’, we ’ re looking at you ! ), JLS spend all their intemperate earned customize condoms money on this absurd addition to the cannon. The quartet look like they ’ ve been trapped at Westfield after midnight and have decided to keep warm with some old clothes from River Island ’ s “ Townie ” range. It ’ second ghastly, ghastly stuff .

12 David Bowie & Mick Jagger – ‘Dancing In The Street’

Bowie and Jagger. last together. What could possibly go incorrect ? That both icons were in the drippy fall of their respective careers didn ’ deoxythymidine monophosphate help ( Jagger was about the publish his 1987 alone album ‘ Primitive Cool ’, Bowie had his ill-famed Glass Spider enlistment to contend with ). That their video recording treatment was basically ‘ get them in concert and see what happens ! ’ helped even less .
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11 Cher Lloyd – ‘Swagger Jagger’

A Cbeebies cartoon about an annoying popstar has exploded all over Cher Lloyd. UH-OH ! Manfully she decided to carry on and do her video recording anyhow. That the many, many Simon Cowell-led focus groups behind Cher Lloyd came up with this is baffling. It ’ s a confuse, head-ache inducing lattice of colours, fashions and ‘ concepts ’. Ugh .

10 James Blunt – ‘You’re Beautiful’

It seems bizarre that in 2004 this former army officeholder would rule the charts with his combination of hamster-like voice and songs which breezed through the streets of Clapham like chilly, futuristic winds. For the video recording for this stalker-on-the-tube track he got all ‘ new man ’ on us, but to the more cynical eye it just looked like “ A toothy minor royal strips off in the rain. ”

9 The Fray – ‘How To Save A Life’

We don ’ thyroxine care how many Katherine Heigl rom-coms or moments in TOWIE this sung soundtracked, the actual television is reasonably curse amazing. One key thing we learnt from it is that, remember kids, forlornness looks like a commercial for The Gap ’ s Spring collection .

8 Christina Aguilera – ‘Not Myself Tonight’

It must have been coming back in the awaken of Lady Gaga, but very Aguilera could have done better than this couldn ’ thymine she ? X-Tina went for the ‘ electric shock ’ factor, but her attempt to shock includes a bad permanent wave, shirtless men dancing in the rain and some very painful looking condom outfits. Urg. Made sex look a little bit ‘ meh ’ .

7 Pixies – ‘Velouria’

It seems weird that a ring who have so readily grabbed the reunion dollar were indeed uncomfortable making music videos during their initial period of being as a band. And whilst their “ anti video ” position was applaudable, it meant that we had to suffer moments like this. An amazing song un-done by the video recording .

6 Razorlight – ‘Wire To Wire’

There ’ s a ticket agate line between “ arty moment which seems to encompass everything ” and “ dire plotless LOL-fest ”. Which one do you think Razorlight made ? In this ‘ television ’ it seem that our hero ( J-Bo ) has set fire to the other members of Razorlight and fashioned them into a courteous ear ring and drop necklace set which he waves about coolly .

5 Eric Prydz – ‘Call On Me’

Steve Winwood ’ s ‘ Valerie ’ got sampled ( by sampled we mean butchered ) by Sweden ’ s Eric Prydz and it ’ s fitting that the promo had a low common denominator vibration to it. Imagine Oliva Newton John ’ s ‘ Physical ’ re-framed by Peter Stringfellow. Basically all you need to know is that : it ’ mho LOTS OF ARSES IN LYCRA !

4 Lady Gaga – ‘Judas’

A video jammed with clichéd religious allusions, atrocious senior high school couture fashions and dancers who look like they haven ’ metric ton had a proper meal since the nineties. An attack to jump on the Madonna/Catholicism bandwagon that thus fabulously misjudged it ’ s quite amusing. It ’ s seems fitting that for Gaga ’ s worst single so far, the video recording was her identical own Curate ’ s testis .

3 Susan Boyle – ‘Perfect Day’

In her first gear always music video recording we see the reality show star Su-Bo walk along a brumous, dark-skinned riverfront and the vibration is surprisingly…creepy. In fact everything has the air of slight menace about it. “ such a perfect day I ’ meter beaming I spent it with you, ” she trills, possibly to the body she precisely bludgeoned to death and fling in the ocean .

2 Kings Of Leon – ‘Radioactive’

You thought that The Kings Of Leon were a rock and roll ring ? Pah ! You were indeed improper. The Followills had a sideline as christian missionaries sent to teach african school children about the best way to wear gnarled sunglasses and ripped jeans. The music industry gasped in incredulity as the Oklahoma boys leapt into a addle mise-en-scene of questionable racial subtext.

1 Rebecca Black – ‘Friday’

possibly it was the £5 budget special effects or possibly the fact that there were dental braces everywhere we looked or even the bratty stage school kids pretending to drive around in a car. Black herself came across as kind of odoriferous and uninstructed, but the common sense of an malefic puppet master behind the scenes controlling everything couldn ’ deoxythymidine monophosphate be escaped. In the end, there was so much to dislike it was quite overwhelm. This was the equivalent of repeatedly getting bitten on the ankles by a yappy frump .

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